THIS IS MY HEAVEN
A man is attractive
at only two moments
In his entire life
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One
When he smiles nice
As a boy
Asking ‘Is this record any good?’
A white T-shirt
Under his beige Henley
He doesn’t know
How to curl his dimples
As a weapon
Teen girls know this
Better than anyone
A boy is better
When he’s romantic enough
To play dress-up
In a four minute dance montage
With a mannequin
When he’s a virgin
Because he’s waiting
For you
He will never be more hot
Than the moment before
He learns to hide
His playfulness
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Or two
He takes a bullet
For a movie star
A grizzled sheepdog
With a bad haircut
Who springs from backstage
To bleed for you
He will never be more hot
A cowboy is strong
For his own sake
But the weak man
Knows the trade
Is bullshit
Aiming an arrow
On fire
At the camera
Is bullshit
The only way
For a man to be hot
Is to love so hard
And lose it
That his gender cracks
He lets go of trying
To live life
As a sports metaphor
Soccer moms know this
Better than anyone
A man peaks
The moment he forgets
To be embarrassed
For losing
